Just like how Methuen is a run-off of Lawrence, the southern part of Salem NH is a run-off of Methuen. The northern part is a run-off of Windham and to a lesser extent the seacost. About 95% of Salem residents were born in Lawrence-Methuen, Malden, Revere, or the shitty parts of Boston like Dorchester, so one can see why the town has so many problems. People moving from Mass to Salem to get away from all the shit Mass is in have no idea that all of the shit from Mass spills over into Salem. Salem NH is just NH in name only. All along the town's state border are shops for clothes and liquor. There's also a mall where Lawrence-Methuen people crowd in on sundays. Drugs from L-M frequently make their way into Salem, making Salem the undisputed drug capital of NH.
When I first moved to Salem NH I thought I would be leaving all the bureaucracy, political correctness and street rats behind. Now I realize Salem NH is exactly like Mass.
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Person 1: So this is New Hampshire. Where's all the granite, trees, colonial homes and freedom lovers? Why are there so many nanny-staters? And why are the only gun owners Hispanic? This is just like Massachusetts!
Person 2: You're in Salem NH buddy. If you want the real NH drive two hours north up 93 until you're past Concord.
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Person 1: So this is New Hampshire. Where's all the granite, trees, colonial homes and freedom lovers? Why are there so many nanny-staters? And why are the only gun owners Hispanic? This is just like Massachusetts!
Person 2: You're in Salem NH buddy. If you want the real NH drive two hours north up 93 until you're past Concord.
by Former Methuen Resident February 13, 2010
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Salem State College... home of desperate "meh" girls, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am... come on down!
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by Carl Paladino October 15, 2010
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Peace,
Used Also As A Name For Allah
ALLAH HAS 99 NAMES AND EL-SALAM IS ONE OF THEM
But When You Said PEACE BE ON YOU OR "Salamo Aliko"
It Mean That You Wish If You Don't Have Any
Hard Feeling Twoard The Other Person
MUSLIMS Beleive That The Word
SALAM Is The First Word They Will Said To Allah
When They Met Him
And In The QURAN You Will Found It
Hundres Times
So It Is A Great Word, Isn't It
Peace,
Used Also As A Name For Allah
ALLAH HAS 99 NAMES AND EL-SALAM IS ONE OF THEM
But When You Said PEACE BE ON YOU OR "Salamo Aliko"
It Mean That You Wish If You Don't Have Any
Hard Feeling Twoard The Other Person
MUSLIMS Beleive That The Word
SALAM Is The First Word They Will Said To Allah
When They Met Him
And In The QURAN You Will Found It
Hundres Times
So It Is A Great Word, Isn't It
by Muhammed7 January 6, 2008
Get the SALAM mug.A local punk/urban off beat shop in the D.C. area. run by the same owner of 'up against the wall'. great place for people sick of all the other boring places to shop in georgetown
girl 1: where'd you get that 'satan is my homeboy tshirt' and ipod case???
girl 2: commander salamander! i get a 40% discount cuz i know the owner
girl 2: commander salamander! i get a 40% discount cuz i know the owner
by mmm February 22, 2005
Get the Commander Salamander mug.When some asshole starts trouble with you, and then sets you up the be the bad guy and take all the heat.
One of the boss's stupid bitches starts a crazy arguement with you at work, and then runs to the boss, who she is fucking, to get you in trouble.
KATE: What happened Jane?
JANE: Salem Witch Trial, Kate. One week off with no pay.
KATE: But Alice started it! You're right -- Salem!
JANE: Yea, maybe I better start fucking the boss so I don't get fired.
KATE & JANE: NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KATE: What happened Jane?
JANE: Salem Witch Trial, Kate. One week off with no pay.
KATE: But Alice started it! You're right -- Salem!
JANE: Yea, maybe I better start fucking the boss so I don't get fired.
KATE & JANE: NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jane Curtain July 9, 2006
Get the Salem Witch Trial mug.A town located in Southern New Hampshire. Salem is close by to many of the largest New England cities, including Lowell, Methuen, Manchester and Nashua. Salem is known for its shopping mall, as well as Canobie Lake Park. Salem High School is widely recognized as the worst high school in NH, widely due to the amount of drug trafficking and fights. Salem is also known for it's "Salem tough guys". Many kids who attend Salem High are afflicted with the "Salem Kid Complex", meaning that they think there the shit and think that they are the toughest kids around and try to fight everyone, but in turn make themselves look like retarded assholes. Salem residents are also notorious for hating inhabitants of nearby communities that aren't complete shit holes like Salem, such as Londonderry, Windham, and Derry.
"Hey, I think that kid is from Salem NH!"
"How can you tell?"
"Because he's trying to act like a tough guy."
"Salem Sucks."
"How can you tell?"
"Because he's trying to act like a tough guy."
"Salem Sucks."
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