wailing salmon

Whilst close to climax during any form of penetration, proceed to remove your organ and quickly stand up whilst waving your arms rapidly making a strange but somewhat satisfying yelping noise.

I gave my woman a wailing salmon last night. She wasnt impressed.

by mrchips March 8, 2007

Salmiakki

Salty form of licorice from Finland that is flavored with the taste of burning tires and distilled death.

I had a piece of salmiakki and almost died!

by Gilyon January 31, 2009

Salmon Mousse

'Salmon Mousse' is a fish dish mixed with whipped cream or gelatin.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.

'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.

A: 'Becareful with that Salmon Mousse, we don't wnat it to kill us!'

B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'

by Shmopho September 1, 2008

Salmon Stamp

The act of slapping someone on the forehead with the bottom side of the head of your penis after facial ejaculation. The bottom side of your penis looks like the neck of a salmon, hence the term "salmon stamping".

Salmon Stamp a girl on the forehead after facial ejaculation

by ladge123 October 6, 2012

salmon streak

another name for the discharge of chlamydia in females

Dude, that Becky bitch is nasty. She got salmon streak all over my sheets.

by Clubmedia January 30, 2016

Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice

Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it

by Autism fights official December 3, 2016

Salmontes

Salmontes, the boi who's awesome, and is a great friend to have. His personality is great, and he makes you laugh so much. He has a great taste in football (soccer) teams, and honestly is one of the best streamers on Twitch - you can check out his streams on Twitch.TV, just look up Salmontes1021 and give this boi a follow. He's gonna be partnered soon!

Salmontes, more like salmon boi with a trash football team.

by xBungleBee June 30, 2018