My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.

Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.

by thaPacketman3 June 24, 2011

The Beard Rule

The Beard Rule states simply that the ends of a man's hair shall not reach past the tip of his beard -- or his chin if he has no beard -- or he loses his right to the title "man", and instead must be referred to only as "boy".

"Hey, man, you're violating the Beard Rule. Get a hair cut."

by Olaf Gjertsen May 13, 2009

Tall people rule #3

You are legally allowed to bully any short person

Well according to Tall people rule #3, I’m legally allowed to bully you cause you’re short

by SomeRandomDude11 December 11, 2019

Three Time Rule

If a bitch grabs your cock three or more times, everything else after that is fair game.

Floyd: "Brandi, you wanna fuck again?"

Brandi: "You took advantage of me!"

Floyd: "Remember the three time rule?"

Brandi: "What?"

Floyd: "If you grab my dick more than than three times, you better watch yo ass, bitch!"

by Action Playa June 11, 2008

Three day rule

Another widely used "three day rule" has nothing to do with dating. This three day rule suggests to wait 3 days before responding to something another person does that infuriates you. The three day period gives you time to calm down and think so you are not just reacting from having a button pushed.

I wss ready to flame George but decided to follow the three day rule and let my emotions die down.

by OS3Psych February 1, 2009

The golden rule

The golden rule simply states that, " it is not gay if it's in a three-way." The three-way is when three people have intercourse in one setting. As long as two guys are having sex with at least one girl, it is not gay.

"Everyone should live by the golden rule."

by The sleepy sloth March 20, 2014

TWO DATE RULE

FOR AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL:The point at which if a woman has'nt decided to do you(Trust me.-She knows.)...END.ALL.CONTACT! Either she's not into you...or worse...she'll continue to let you waste money time and attention on her.Painful as it may be-turn the page.Helpful hint:The wealthier you become...the more the world looks like a catalog.

FOR LESBIANS & GAYS: Shorten this to the "TWO EYEBLINK RULE"
Lucky fux!

DUDE 1:"So you takin' Mandy out tonite?"

DUDE 2:"Hell no.She talks too much.She keeps reminding me how incredibly smart she is...And to top it off she's maxed out the "TWO DATE RULE".Next.

by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005