by ilikeyouraunt October 1, 2018

"A Ruben" in Australia is a slang word for having a day off work "sick day", when you're not really sick
The word "Ruben" was named after NRL Legend Ruben Wiki, a legendary rugby league player from the 90's to 2000's"
His surname "Wiki" rhymed with the word 'Sickie", which is Australian slang for sick day or day off
The word "Ruben" was named after NRL Legend Ruben Wiki, a legendary rugby league player from the 90's to 2000's"
His surname "Wiki" rhymed with the word 'Sickie", which is Australian slang for sick day or day off
by robbiemei October 6, 2019

by Nib44 October 11, 2021

James: ‘I heard Ruben said the n-word but he is white!’
Thomas: ‘But he is Ruben he is certified black.’
Thomas: ‘But he is Ruben he is certified black.’
by RealBlackie December 3, 2021

Ruben is the perfect person in this world. He is cute, handsome, muscular, tall and the perfect guy. He has an Huge penis usually about 7 to 8 iches. Nothing can bother Ruben in this world everything is perfect.
by Nitsjo January 30, 2019

A Ruben is a swell guy. Doesn’t fuck with animal products. Likes to riff here and there. Definitely fucks with Ronald’s donuts. Laughs at edge breakers.
A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.
A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.
“Oi, it’s ruben”..
by Whooooouuuer November 22, 2021

Person 1: Ruben stop trying to own me, im not black
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher
by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023
