roflmaoajsomofflsm

Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, and just shat on my own face from laughing so much.

Ex.

Dean: Hey guys!
Joe: I wanna feel you cos ive got nothing else to do!
Dean: woah, thats against my religion.
Dylan + Ethan: roflmaoajsomofflsm

roflmaoajsomofflsm by doobiesnacks November 9, 2009

ROFLMAOADTILSGD

rolling on floor laughing my ass off all day till the sun goes down

Lay-wheezy: Dude look at that chicks ass?
Short shit: ROFLMAOADTILSGD
Lay-wheezy:dude i know

ROFLMAOADTILSGD by mintaylor April 28, 2010

roflmonger 

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

roflmonger by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

Roflmfao

Abbrevation for; "Rolling on floor, laughing my fucking ass off" and somtimes used "Rolling on floor, laughing my fat ass off." It is a mixture of "Rofl" which is "Rolling on floor laughing" and "lmfao" "laughing my fucking/fat ass off."

Bob: "Lmfao I just fucking pwned j00, ROFLMFAO!"

Greg: "Dude, you fucking newb0r, you didn;t fucking pwn anyone but your mom. Dude your gay... hah I just fucking killed you... ROFLMFAO!"

Roflmfao by I r sexy December 16, 2004

ROTFLMAO 

An overused, stupid, useless, pointless, fucked up, acronym for "netspeek" that, no longer, means anything. Surprising they can't even say "lol" when they laugh. They NEVER roll on the floor. They just type it to make them seem cool. Same goes for "lmao" and "lmfao." Dont give me that bullshit about taking it "literally." ITS WHAT IT STANDS FOR. HOW ABOUT YOU GROW THE FUCK UP AND NOT BE A TOTAL FUCKING MORON ON THE INTERNET. Thank you.

True Dual: Dude, my dog is sleeping for like the second time today.
i r t3h m0r0n: ROtFLMAO!! ya dood, my dog alwayz sleeps n im lik WTF u alwayz sleep n i alwayz tri 2 wake him up, BUT HE SLEEPS1!! LMAO!!!
True Dual: Im glad you're enjoying yourself by laughing hysterically.

ROTFLMAO by Trans am October 6, 2005

roflmaowpimp 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, while pissing in my pants

omg, lol is not enough, roflmaowpimp!

roflmaowpimp by Micke Östberg January 24, 2008

roflmfaoaotp 

rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off all over the place.

Frank: omg lolz
John: roflmfaoaotp
Frank: lolz

roflmfaoaotp by RozzA August 19, 2006