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ass rocket

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...
1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!
by Thor May 13, 2005
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the rocket summer

The solo career works of Byrce Avery, a young kid from Texas with a great voice
You know I'm at a all time low, so heres a song so you won't go.
by marxvsmith September 18, 2004
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Australian rocket science

Manual labor, especially any kind of digging. So called because Australians are also known as "diggers" and the implication that they are not very smart.
If you do not finish high school, you will end up doing Australian rocket science for a living.
by Tom from the Shore November 10, 2007
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Rocketwhore

1.A term used to describe someone who uses the rocket launcher excessively in Halo and Halo 2.

2.Someone who uses the rocket launcher specifically to kill people instead of vehicles.

3.A person who immediately takes the rocket launcher after he spawns in and refuses to use any other weapon or allow anyone else to use the rocket launcher.

4. A person who will team-kill in order to obtain the rocket launcher.
OH! You fucking Rocketwhore!

OH! You team-killing Rocketwhore!
by IpWn/\/00b5 December 10, 2006
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Rocket Launch

When a guy gets a boner and farts/shits at the same time.
Dan: Bro, that taco bell was fire af and that chick in there was hot af
Gabe: I know bro! She nearly made me rocket launch!
by RubLox June 21, 2018
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Rocket Jockey

Person 1: How are you so energetic right now? It's 3AM!
Rocket Jockey: I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Person 2: You're such a rocket jockey... Go to bed!
Rocket Jockey: NEVER! *Throws something at person 2*
Person 2: Son of a bitch!
by Headhunter4277 February 18, 2018
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mouche-rocket

1. (noun): An asshole, an offensive term pertaining to someone you would like to send off on a rocket.

2. (noun): Usually a man, a man-douche.
1.
Premise: The men upstairs are disrupting my sleep.
Premise: Any man who disrupts my sleep is a mouche-rocket.
Conclusion: The men upstairs are mouche-rockets.

2.
Ross, Nate, or *Akhtar.

*The grand pooh-ba of mouche-rockets, a logic teacher.
by Pratt the Cat September 18, 2008
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