Roffle Pig

"Roffle" is a compound-word. When a girl is bored at work and needs a male to entertain her the male can, unwittingly - and often without his knowledge, become her "Roffle Pig".
The male requires low self-esteem and no "actual work" to do.

This, in no way relates to the physical appearance of the individual.

The term "Roffle Pig" was first coined on the 31st of July 2009

PIG
Informal person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross.

ROFL

is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.

Question:
Do you have your very own roffle pig?

Answer
I do have a roffle pig, as it happens. He truffles for roffles all day long *purely* on my behalf.

by 1obster July 31, 2009

roflbtatumaaicri

Rolling on the floor laughing because there is a tapeworm up my ass and I can't reach it.

Person 1: LOLOMGWTFKTHXBAIBBQH4XROFLCOPTERSAURUS REX
Person 2: What's so funny
Person 1ROFLBTATUMAAICRI
Person 2: Too much info.

by lol ep1c w1n!! October 11, 2009

roflairship

A step up from roflcopter. Much like a copter, an airship can stay in one place for longer times, and is much larger. As in a large step-up.

ROFLairship!

by MrWhales June 21, 2010

ROFFLMFAOAD

Rolling on f***ing floor laughing my f***ing ass off and dying

I ROFFLMFAOAD when I saw that dude get kicked in the nuts by that 4 yr old girl.

by dragonk2612 September 3, 2010

rofladmt

rolling on the floor laughing and dropped my taco

rofladmt is similar to {roflmao}

by Tempting Tess September 25, 2011

ROFL Trench

When you roll on the floor laughing so hard that you make a trench in the ground.

That joke was so funny i made a ROFL Trench

by DiggityWoman October 7, 2012

rofel xd

It is a Phrase you can use to say that something is funny or that you nearly laught.

My Grandma just died, rofel xd

by GG_Anderson December 28, 2020