by That Guy Who is COol and stuff October 20, 2016
A Richard Burnish is when you and your friends gather in a circle and see who can fist each other the hardest. It is often described as a sexual act but can be done in places such as CMMA.
ROLAND: Hey Jake, how about we call Leroy over and the three of us do a Richard Burnish?
JAKE: That's a great idea Roland!
JAKE: That's a great idea Roland!
by Richard_Burnish_Memes July 24, 2021
Richard young has to be one of the funniest and most sound cunts about. If you dont know him now i recommend you meet him ASAP!
by Big Boy Toy October 10, 2003
I Richard Hammond the shit out of my car
by nw522 March 24, 2021
A Steamy Richard: taking a solid shit in a sock and microwaving it until steam flows from the pores. After finished microwaving, take the sock and slap a friend with it! this is a steamy richard!
by John Macekn October 16, 2006
The greatest NASCAR driver who ever lived. Totalling a record breaking 200-career wins, Richard Petty has since become known as simply "The King". Richard also totalled an amazing 7 championships, matched only by the late Dale Earnhardt Sr. Also notable is the fact that Petty had SEVEN Daytona 500 victories. He also won 27 races alone in the 1967 season, 10 victories in a row. Richard Petty earned his 200th victory at the Pepsi-Firecracker 400 at Daytona International Speedway in 1984. Petty would go on to finish 10th in points in the 1984 season. Another amazing fact is that fellow cup driver David Pearson and Richard Petty finished 1-2 63 times, also a record between two drivers. After 1984, aerodynamic developement and tire wars did Petty in. He would race another 8 seasons until 1992, his best points finish in that time being 8th in 1987.
~POINTS FINISH POSITION~
Year Rank Points Starts Wins Top5 Top10
1992 26 2731 29 0 0 0
1991 24 2817 29 0 0 1
1990 26 2556 29 0 0 1
1989 29 2148 25 0 0 0
1988 22 2644 29 0 1 5
1987 8 3708 29 0 9 14
1986 14 3314 29 0 4 11
1985 14 3140 28 0 1 13
1984 10 3643 30 2 5 13
Richard Petty is now 68 years old and lives with his wife Pattie in Level Cross, North Carolina; his place of birth. Petty also owns and operates a NASCAR driving experience for anyone with the money to enjoy.
~POINTS FINISH POSITION~
Year Rank Points Starts Wins Top5 Top10
1992 26 2731 29 0 0 0
1991 24 2817 29 0 0 1
1990 26 2556 29 0 0 1
1989 29 2148 25 0 0 0
1988 22 2644 29 0 1 5
1987 8 3708 29 0 9 14
1986 14 3314 29 0 4 11
1985 14 3140 28 0 1 13
1984 10 3643 30 2 5 13
Richard Petty is now 68 years old and lives with his wife Pattie in Level Cross, North Carolina; his place of birth. Petty also owns and operates a NASCAR driving experience for anyone with the money to enjoy.
by Corbyn December 09, 2005
A shit so bad that while being released makes anyone within 200 feet, not cry, but scream for the odor of Rosie O'Donnell's cunt instead.
by Darkfire69 March 26, 2018