Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.

"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."

by slack455 July 31, 2012

retabled

Retabled is when ur retarded as well as disabled

Sometimes a word used because you forgot how to speak in common people English

When u go to say ur retarded and disabled at the same time and it comes out as retabled

Alice~*does something stupid once again*

Rebecca~ DAFUQ she doing?

Caitlin~OMG ur so retabled

by Bermudaaaaaa April 11, 2014

retard savant

A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.

Doug is such a retard savant, he actually thinks that Dragon Ball Z is real.

by CapnShea August 14, 2016

Retailia

A group or online server of specifically gamers

You should come join my Retailia!

by Smarter than Albert Einstein March 20, 2021

Menu Retard

In reference to the video game world. A menu retard is one who infuriatingly frequently chooses the wrong option on the menu.

Archie - Francis, why do you keep going into Display Settings when you clearly require the options listed in Control Settings? You are such a Menu Retard!

by Ambercrombie and Felch February 27, 2009

Comedy Retard

A member of a circle of friends who only has his place due to his mental retardedness enciting some comedy value.

Prima: "Durrr hi guys!!!"
Secunda: "Who's that?"
Tertia: "Oh, that's Tim, our Comedy Retard."

by Muaka October 19, 2010

Working Retail

The act of folding clothes on your chick's back while doing her doggy-style so as to not lose your clothes in her room each time you want to go smoosh.

Dude I lost my favorite pant's at my Ex's again.

Man you forgot about "Working Retail"

Oh yeah.

Yeah it totally works, I never lose a thing when I'm bangin her.

by backdoorbetty March 8, 2011