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religion

one of the most useless tools in society. Instead of world peace and actually showing kindness to a motherf*cker undeserving so, this is a slow stupid mechanism. Saying Christ be with you, didn't save us from 9/11 and didn't prevent kids in Africa starving and dying from AIDS.
person uno: yo watsup?

religious person: reading the Bible and loving my religion!

person uno slaps religious person upside the face.
by Cara Bella Bee April 25, 2008
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religion

coupled with the word 'bad', one of the best bands. ever.
by entrophy August 26, 2003
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religion

Flawed at its base.

Or put even simpler:

Flawed.

This isn't because it may or may not be false,
This is because the blind following of religion many people tend to do.

Flawed.
Priest have showed me that religion, ain't all that great. At least after they claimed a good friend of mine to be damned for all eternity for who his grandparents were.
by GreyArcAngel February 12, 2008
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Religion

Ones natural or supernatural bias, preconception, assumption or opinion of, concerning, or pertaining to the cause, nature, and purpose of
a. the universe
b. Life
c. Spirit
d. Morality (ethics)
e. humanity
f. relationships
g. economic stablity
h. ecologic stablity
i. Freedom
j. government
k. education (wisdom)
l. Death
m. after-life
n. the natural world (universe)
o. the supernatural world (universe)
ergo, a system of (beliefs, ideas, doctrine, orthodoxy, or dagma) that is not based on, but rather is used to interprete or explain, the observable data around us.
i.e. religion is a bias, preconception, assumption, or opinion that dictates how we interprete the physical and or metaphysical universe.
Science, as defined as 'the search for truth' is not a religion; science as defined as 'the search for naturalistic causes' is a religion as it assumes that there can only be a 'natural cause' for everything.

Naturalism, the idea or belief (assuption) that everything has a natural origin (cause), is the secound oldest religion.
by William Harwell May 3, 2006
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religion

earliest form of mind control.
a good idea corrupted by men in dresses.
by fear magnet August 29, 2003
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religion

A word that magically makes any bullshit story you come up with true.
I told my friends that I believe in a magical city in the sky and they said I was full of shit. When I told them that magical city was heaven everyone felt bad until I told them I was joking. Just goes to prove that the word "religion" makes any bullshit you come up with true.
by SuperUberNinjar October 29, 2011
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Religion

Religion is usually composed of the belief in god or gods and the worship of said god or gods. A religion usually has a holy book that is supposed be to read to get moral instructions and guidance but the believers are usually to lazy to read it.

Basically, bullshit. Especially when people try to teach creationism in schools or prevent people from getting married because of it.
There are two extreme sides of the spectrum. There's the atheist who despises religious people and argues about pretty much anything that has to do with religion. These people usually think of themselves as superior in intellect than the religious sheep. And then there's the religious person (usually a christian) who hates people of other religions/no religion and tries to outlaw all their fun.
by SmarterThanEinstein October 11, 2018
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