SuperUberNinjar's definitions

religion

A word that magically makes any bullshit story you come up with true.

I told my friends that I believe in a magical city in the sky and they said I was full of shit. When I told them that magical city was heaven everyone felt bad until I told them I was joking. Just goes to prove that the word "religion" makes any bullshit you come up with true.

by SuperUberNinjar October 29, 2011