Religion

The reason the world is shitty, and the reason the world will end horribly.

Maybe if we all didn't try to blindly follow a religion, there wouldn't be so many wars and people dying for no reason.

by antireligiouszombies June 17, 2010

religion

A very severe mental disease that makes sufferers believe in fairy tales that are thousands of years old

Why does she believe in dragons and people that live in the clouds? What's wrong with her?

She's religious (believes in religion)

by Ethan Brooks May 31, 2016

religion

Complete and utter bullshit.

religion is complete bullshit

by dogking439 October 5, 2018

Religion

Religion is nothing more then spiritualism laced with fear to keep us domesticated like cattle so were easier to maintain

Religion
"You're all going to Hell!" Standard uninformed "religious" person
"Who died and made you god you hypocritical bastard?!" "anyone with a brain untethered by the slop fed to most

by beamish August 27, 2013

Religion

Worse than the government. Religion is an unnecessary organization of people with a unanimous belief on a fictional celestial being living in the sky. It is an organization disguised to conduct moral standard but in reality, it is a money grubbing, mind controlling bastards who can't understand science.

"Religion is bullshit" - George Carlin

Teacher: Class, does anyone knows why God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?

Students: So, that sin won't spread to the people

Teacher: No! It's because God feared that one day, people might discover that He actually doesn't exist

by oldemberg April 29, 2014

religion

A cult that, despite best efforts, has spread wildly out of control.

The Romans tried to put down christianity when it was only a cult, but then their leader constantine made it their state religion and it spread like syphilis.

by Dylan T H January 11, 2010

Religion

One of the most idiotic inventions known to man. The whole reason why religion was created in the first place was to try to explain the unexplainable or the unknown mainly due to what science couldn't explain at the time to make people feel more at ease when faced with the unanswerable. There are lots of people who think if it can't be explained then some higher power, force or being must have had to have done/did it and will take that as fact with hardly any or no evidence at all. The worst thing religion has done to mankind was cause religious wars. Countless of lives has been lost for something that most likely doesn't exist, is fictional and only real based on what the people of the religion say is true because they say it is with hardly any scientific evidence.

Priest: "How was the universe created?"

Scientist: "I don't know because we as humans don't possess the technology yet to come up with a correct answer to explain why and how the universe was created"

Priest: "of course science isn't going to figure out that question. you try to take something that can't be figured out scientifically only by religion and try to scientifically figure it out?"

Scientist: "well if it doesn't adhere to the laws of nature then it can't happen and doesn't exist. So how do you explain how the universe was created if you say science can't answer the question?"

Priest: "God created it."

Scientist: "Prove it!"

by Djozone April 12, 2011