Reaction Jackson

The lord and savior of all that believe in the power of the great ones(RADICTION and JKL).

Reaction Jackson will smite thee to the gorund if thee dare speak that way to the great ones again.

by RADICTION August 30, 2006

fart reduction

The process of repeatedly farting into a confined space or area, or on an item so as to infuse the space or item with the pure essence of the fart musk.

I totally gave my ex girlfriend's pillow a fart reduction the week after we fought.

by Poop Giggle November 5, 2013

penile reduction

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.

"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008

Hugh G. Rection

Is kinda hot ngl.

I like Hugh G. Rection

by Mike Hawk knows Hugh G.Rection December 17, 2019

Receptionist

Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.

Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.

by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011

Reaction Time

The amount of time it takes your brain to signal your body to do something

That ninja has fast reaction time they couldn't land a single punch

that guy just clutched the game because of his quick reaction time

by WolfL January 25, 2012

Class Reductionism

Class reductionism is the epithet cast by cafe liberals on actual revolutionaries who understand that class struggle must be the foremost revolutionary struggle. Typically used by Twitterati and (insert identity politics faction here) Studies majors.

Pat reconsidered their accusations of class reductionism when the armed cis males freed them from their life of drudgery in some cubicle farm serving capital.

by Urban Misanthropologist March 2, 2021