a reed

a person or people {reeds}, who ae amazing and wonderful

"hey reeds how are you this afternoon"
"wow you are such a reed"

by enbyfrog January 28, 2022

marcus reed

literally the most caring funny cute guy in the world

marcus reed is so cute

by marcuslovermwah February 1, 2022

Reed

Reed is someone who has a small peepee and likes to shout at women unless they have a fat ass and are WAY out of his league with no chance of actually getting with him. Reed is also someone who likes to take a dump on a womans chest when they talked back to them.

Dont be a Reed.

"Hey! Did you ever meet that Reed guy?"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"

by FUReed February 2, 2022

Reed

The most amazing, creative person one human could ever meet. They are kind, caring and most importantly loyal. One who has the pleasure of knowing a Reed will surely fall madly in love with them, that be platonically or romantically. Those lucky few who are able to grow close to a Reed and form a relationship will forever feel the warmth and comfort of them

“That Reed has to be one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met” “You can say that again buddy”

by teethwad February 3, 2022

reed

mental guy who likes bbb

Reed eats pussy

by cherryryryyrryrr March 30, 2022

Reeds School Boy's

A place where only the most psychotic of posh cunts are sent. Also know for its large nonce and stalker population. They are commonly known to the rest of the country as 'slimy'.

Girl 1: Do you know any slimy boy's.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, all the Reeds School Boy's.

by Bill Wedford April 17, 2022

Reed Gilmore

A true douchebag and by far the worst goalie in hockey history. Notorious for his awful body odor and his fat and ridiculous sister.

Johnny sucks tonight ! He let in 9 goals. He's playing like a Reed Gilmore!

by The Messenjah January 9, 2005