"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 11, 2023
Did you know only technoblade have pig rank
by when you bottom text January 16, 2023
by Jonny D April 01, 2004
wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish
Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.
by kingbiscuit December 26, 2012
by ALAMMA September 27, 2009
by iwillneverloseEver January 17, 2024
Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.
Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?
Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"
Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"
Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"
Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"
by thelastofadyingbreed October 03, 2022