Ranked matches (LoL)

This is where you lose your grip on sanity, THIS is where you have finally lost your last chance at losing your virginity, you've basically lost everything, INCLUDING E V E R Y MATCH. Match making somehow manages to give you teammates who only know how to point fingers at everybody but themselves and say gg report team or better team wins while simultaneously giving the enemy team a bunch of likeable jokers who are also diamond smurfs.

Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.

by Triggered 24/7 August 23, 2018

Rankery

To give someone a rank if they join your clan / server.

Join my server for a free rank and that's rankery

by KryoxDev June 14, 2020

Spite-Ranker

Someone who discredits a person, product, statement opinion or finding with a biased rating or vote out of pure spite.

"Spite-Rankers like to give negative ratings to people that they dislike."

by Shrapnoid May 29, 2007

Competitive Ranked mode

Essentially an opportunity and excuse for both skilled and unskilled players to sweat their arses off trying to obtain a virtual ranking with no material value.

Player 1: Dude I was playing some Competitive Ranked mode, damn everybody is so sweaty!
Player 2: Man that's just how it is in ranked. It's basically the definition of the phrase!

by gayfaggotniggerman September 20, 2020

R6 Ranked Paradox

An instance in the game Rainbow Six Siege in which you play well against people of your rank but then proceed to get shit on by players far below your rank.

Hey Jayden, no one can figure out why the R6 Ranked Paradox always stays true no matter what rank.

by ThatIQmain October 8, 2020

A Filthy Ranker

Why, you don't know the Filthy Ranker? She has 4000 other names, too. She is a ghost of the court who will suck you off during trial. This generally concludes in a guilty plea and a guilty please.

"I'm not guilty! I didn't beat that man with a crowbar fourty-three times before biting his feet and dipping them in acid. Acid to take for myself, that is. But it doesn't matter, it didn't happen! It was A Filthy Ranker!"

by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021

rakes eh hash

A term used in Scotland when an indevidual or group of people have a large amount of hashish.

What's happnin fatty, comin oot tae smoke rakes eh hash?

by Mike McKean January 18, 2007