raisins

The lowest possible poker hand you can have with your cards.

I was dealt a 2 and a 3, giving me the raisins.

by proudaunt62 March 7, 2025

raisinable

Logical and rational regarding dried grapes.

Combining a large-size container of quick oats wif a standard cylinder-box of dehydrated Thompson Seedless delights creates a raisinable proportions-ratio of cereal and fruit; one then only has to pour out da desired amount of said mixture into a bowl, add milk, and partake of said easy snack.

by QuacksO April 20, 2023

raisin

A cute handsome guy you cant get enough of. He is really smart and humble. He would take a bullet for his friends and really just respects girls.

person1 : Hey you know he you are so good!! you remind me of a raisin

by confusedaxolotlangel:D May 12, 2022

Rump Raisin

When you take a shit in San Francisco.

“Man those street tacos really got to me”
“Yea me too. I think I need to take a rump raisin”

by Buttbuddy November 17, 2021

Raisin

Fool’s chocolate.

I’m so mad! I bought some chocolate chip cookies at my daughters bake sale at school. When I got home, I tried one and they were raisins! I threw that fools chocolate, right in the trash!

by pratorian January 12, 2024

Pain Raisin

A hemorrhoid.

Ouch! My pain raisin is pulsing!

by Toad II October 12, 2022

Borderline Raisin

1. Almost entirely evil and/or undesirable.

2. Refers to a grape which rotten or shriveled almost to the point of raisnry

Priscilla is so mean, she is borderline raisin.

by rasinators December 12, 2013