Raccooning

The act of someone coercing two raccoons to squeeze into their heiny hole.

Oh man last night I was raccooning and one of the little fellas hit just the right spot.

by Y99crew April 23, 2023

Raccooning

Someone who will sleep with anything is raccooning because they love to hunt for trash.

Did you see that guy? Phillip is raccooning again.

by DefinitionShortage April 18, 2020

Raccooning

Going down alleyways or streets looking for cool stuff people leave out on the curb to take home and clean up for yourself or to resell.

Big J: Ready to go raccooning Lil C? We might pick up some CRT TVs for retro gaming like last time.

Lil C: Let’s go, I saw someone left a vintage bike on their curb.

by tommytambor November 11, 2022

Raccooning

When you laugh so hard you cry and smear your eyeliner and look like a raccoon

*watching random viral video*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAAH! OH NO! I'VE SMEARED MY MAKE UP! I'm RACCOONING!

You: ew.

by manleeman June 14, 2011

Raccooning

When a person of African or African-American descent puts on a superman-like behavior and or mindset. To defend white supremacy ideology. Denying that their racial community is and has suffered from systematic racism.

" Look at this black man deny that the klu klux klan " exists in this day and age. He is full-on raccooning"

by dogymodg August 18, 2023

muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.

T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.

by Do it all crew March 16, 2023

Raccoon boy

Like an emo cat boy

Usually with big bags under they’re eyes from sleep deprivation

Often have attachment issues and self worth issues but they’re really loyal and affectionate

Person a: cat boys are so overrated, raccoon boys are way cuter

by Drillsharkprince November 04, 2021