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remote rage

The sweeping anger that overcomes someone when they cannot find the channel changer, causing them to spiral into a state of rage
It's best to steer clear of my alcohol father when he's having remote rage
by im_on_meth March 21, 2010
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asian rage

1)the worst thing that can possibly happen in any situation involving any asian,azn. when this rare situation occurs during a school fight, it is guaranteed that the asian will beat the opponent in a bloody pulp!

2)when an asian releases it's ancient fighting hormones and gets jackie chan on you. Though it's rare that this happens, it's a bad idea to anger any asian.

3)rage and carnage at it's highest point. very,very dangerous!

*TRUST ME, i experienced this at poly high at CA. This asian dude owned a black dude. blood was everywhere!
black kid 1: lets jump that chink!
black kid 2: are you sure? he might activate his asian rage....
black kid 1: Nah, thats just some made up bullshit. come on, you pussy
black kid 2: a'ight whutever...
(they both went up to the asian guy and starts talking shit)
*asian guy gets pissed off and owns both of them

-later that night in the hospital-
black kid 2: didnt i tell about the asian rage!
black kid 1: fuck!
by poly high student January 9, 2006
mugGet the asian ragemug.

Hamburger Rage

A disproportionately angry or violent response to a dismissively minor inconvenience.
Fast food customer: If I would have known you didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now you want to give me a McDouble?! Ima kill you, bitch!

Fast food worker: Whoah, here's your money back, psycho. Chill out on the hamburger rage.
by Belunan January 6, 2010
mugGet the Hamburger Ragemug.

nerd rage

1) When a gamer becomes upset upon not getting his/her way or seeing a noob playing badly.

2) When a nerd sees a popular science-fiction movie, comic book, or other media source improperly quoted, misrepresented, or otherwise flamed.

3) When someone who is especially well-versed in a certain area of academia sees someone who is not as well-versed exhibiting a rather large amount of brain-farting and idiocy in regards to said area of academia.
1) Gamer 1: Oh my God, did you see what that noob just did while playing World of Warcraft? What a retard.
Gamer 2: Careful, don't let your nerd rage get out of hand this time.

2) They made R2D2 talk in that fan fiction?!?! I think I feel my nerd rage coming on!

3) You're telling me you want to STOP polio vaccination because the vaccine killed 8 people in 1990? Don't make me nerd rage on you!
by Anal Crabs August 16, 2009
mugGet the nerd ragemug.

Fat rage

Wanting to run over skinny people with your shopping cart at the grocery store.
That skinny tramp cut in front of me. I'm gonna channel all my fat rage and run the biotch over!
by tbone461 October 16, 2012
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Boyd-Rage

When you piss off J. Boyd at his Biology lair and he lifts your desk and slams his 5 lb text book on your desk when you fall asleep. You will then proceed to write an essay on what you did wrong and turn it in the next day. Symptoms of Boyd-Rage include the following: passive-aggressive behavior, reddening of the face, & dissolved weiner.
Yo I asked the Bio teach about pro-creating with chimpanzees because of their 97% DNA similarity, he responded seriously. I'm glad he didn't go all Boyd-Rage on me like he did to that other unfortunate student.
by hyenaz December 7, 2012
mugGet the Boyd-Ragemug.

Rage Tradie

A person, employed in a trade such as plumbing, carpentry, electrical work who has sadly encountered you driving in front of them on the road and has then had a bad, bad reaction. You have ruined their day.

Rage Tradies can be identified by either the type of Ute, Truck or Van they are driving clearly marked with their company name, or by the use of strong profanity as they tailgate and road rage you and any other motorist who has the misfortune to currently be in their way.

Rage Tradie most often spotted in natural habitat on the road with a mobile phone either at ear or in lap.

Caution - Do Not Engage, you will incite more rage.
Mate, this Rage Tradie has been tailgating us for yonks. Mate, just go round!
by noproblemhere January 6, 2019
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