quaif douglas

its a combination of a queef, a saif and michael douglas from the 1970's movie the china syndrome;
it it the subject of being whipped without getting anything in return

damn, he's driving her around everywhere, what a quaif douglas!

by ohwellbro December 10, 2009

Artistic Queef Splatter

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.

Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

Artistic Queef Splatter

by Kahlia Zahin Queef Sloth IV July 1, 2008

Quaffer

One who drinks with a passion.

Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.

by Craig Karp December 30, 2003

queef stain

it is a stain left by a queef(pussy fart)

you are just another one of your mother's queef stains

by crack pipe ...kevin May 10, 2009

Queef Face

When a person's face smells that of a fishy or shrimp juice odor similar to a pussy fart.

John: Dude have you seen that chick Cathy?

Carlos: No, what's going on with her?

John: She's got a Queef Face Bro!

Carlos: That's fucking sick bro!

by Treezy504 November 27, 2009

Quadfecta

When one guy gets with one girl and proceeds to get with her 3 best friends. When you complete getting with the 4th best friend, you have successfully completed the quadfecta.

I got with Charlotte after prom, the next fall I got with her 2 best friends Kelly and Melissa, now I just gotta get with Kim to complete the Quadfecta.

by broshelpbros April 23, 2011

Smelly Queef Trumpet

a deragatory term for a woman's private region, and/or a woman herself, whose vagina (1) smells of moldy fish and (2) queefs so much that a group of said vaginas could replace the trumpet section of a standard orchestra.

ex girlfriends, girls from your friends one-night stand hook-up stories, girls from stories from kids you really don't consider your friends and you know are just making up stories that they hook up with girls when in real life they are probably still virgins.

*Note: Juno and Lindsay Lohan (before her crack stage) are IN NO WAY Smelly Queef Trumpets.

by Myles aka "Fort Knox" May 9, 2008