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Rug Punch

When you punch a female in her furry vagina; To attempt to fist a girl with no warning and no lube
That bitch queefed so i rug punched her; i got that bitch naked, but she wasn't DTF so i rug punched her
by Jobin2121 September 16, 2010
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jerk punch

signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch
OMFG naweed jerk punched me and i cant fucking feel my arm omg wtf
by weedsterandzach November 12, 2010
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Punch the munchkin

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.
In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.
by Señor Plata September 6, 2011
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larynx punch

A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.

Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.
Yo man, dude was checkin out them itty-bitty-titties and he just got larynx punched.
by Rodrigo Arthuro Jose Gonzalez February 24, 2015
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The hole punch

While fingering a female one makes a fist and slams it into the pussy.
Person 1: Hey bro why is she walking like that?
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!
by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021
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Punching the chandelier

When a gay male or straight female is giving deep throat oral sex and the tip of the penis is hitting the uvula aka the punching bag in the back throat.
Karen was giving head to Senor Morales when she started to gag when his cock started punching the chandelier.

Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.
by Jean Pierre Le Douche March 17, 2009
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punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate
Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?
by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019
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