jerk punch

signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch
OMFG naweed jerk punched me and i cant fucking feel my arm omg wtf
by weedsterandzach November 10, 2010
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invalid punch

a beverage of two or more fruit juices, sugar and water, often carbonated, which contains NO ALCOHOL
the party was ruined by an invalid punch
by Uncle Genghis October 22, 2012
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Rug Punch

When you punch a female in her furry vagina; To attempt to fist a girl with no warning and no lube
That bitch queefed so i rug punched her; i got that bitch naked, but she wasn't DTF so i rug punched her
by Jobin2121 September 16, 2010
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jug punch

The act of getting violently hit by large boobs.
"Where'd you get those bruises? Oh, my girlfriend jug punched me last night."
by blackout123 October 09, 2011
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red punch

When you fist your girlfriend on her period and immediately leave to the next room to punch her sister.
her sister was a bitch after I gave her the Red Punch.
by awesome possum51423 May 04, 2016
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Punch the munchkin

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.
In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.
by Señor Plata September 05, 2011
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Stink Punch

The moment a bad smell suddenly and violently enters your nose
Someone in this supermarket must have farted because i just copped a stink punch in aisle 3
by Justo2010 July 08, 2022
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