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larynx punch

A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.

Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.
Yo man, dude was checkin out them itty-bitty-titties and he just got larynx punched.
by Rodrigo Arthuro Jose Gonzalez February 24, 2015
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rolling with the punches

adjusting to difficult events as they happen.
"she never used to be like that." said Martha
"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly
by hermione53 May 25, 2018
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Punching the chandelier

When a gay male or straight female is giving deep throat oral sex and the tip of the penis is hitting the uvula aka the punching bag in the back throat.
Karen was giving head to Senor Morales when she started to gag when his cock started punching the chandelier.

Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.
by Jean Pierre Le Douche March 17, 2009
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jug punch

The act of getting violently hit by large boobs.
"Where'd you get those bruises? Oh, my girlfriend jug punched me last night."
by blackout123 October 8, 2011
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Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.
Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
by Zio-110 November 21, 2018
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punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate
Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?
by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019
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Kitten Punch

noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015
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