No promises

It means no promises- pretty self-explanitory.

I'm going to camp next year, no promises.

by JustTwi October 22, 2018

Pinky Promise

A promise where they vow to complete a task within the day that they promised.

He kissed me today because of a pinky promise made in the morning.

by Thomas Jenkins September 8, 2018

Party Promise

background - a party
definition - we are not enjoying ourselves

pre-party - ah, this ( the
party ) looks promising, i
think i'll attend . . . .

" this party looked promising, but we are
not enjoying ourselves - it was
obviously not a promise - it must have
been a PARTY PROMISE - . . . . THE
WINE FLOWED MIRTHLESS AND MERRYWISE . .
. . "

by washed April 23, 2005

Empty Promise

Eating while defecating, particularly when planned and intentional

“Did you make a bowl of cereal before you went to poop?”
“Yeah, just a quick Empty Promise”

by PercyP September 24, 2018

palestine promise

When you have diarrhea and someone goes pinkie deep in your ass and writes their promise on your back

He gave me a Palestine promise saying he won’t break up with me

by Palestine forever March 4, 2021

Party Promise

definition - a brand of instant coffee
background - cheap, powdered "coffee"

" oh, i don't want to give this coffee
party - it's gonna cost the earth. never
mind, i'll give them Party Promise - cheap
but tastes like Rocca Toon. "

by washed 0 April 24, 2005

Promosexual

A person who hits on cashiers or store employees to get a deal.

Male Promosexual: "Oh hey, your hair looks beautiful today, do you have any coupons I could use for this?"

Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"

by DangerFinger March 5, 2015