A female who is a fake hoe. Basically out here professing the hoe life and acting as such, while also giving up the pussy for free. Constantly.
"Oh she goes to the club every week and takes girls trips? Bro she a semi professional pussy popper"
by RedPillKJ June 29, 2022
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Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.
Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.
by Jester320320 August 5, 2009
Get the Professional Mexican mug.To not literally bum someone, but cater to their every need. For example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you bum lick them.
Emily: "OMGG i love ben he is so cute, isn't he so cute! i love him! I'm gonna make him a cake on his birthday"
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"
EMily runs off and crys.
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"
EMily runs off and crys.
by Betty Weiner October 11, 2007
Get the professionally bumming mug.As said, a celebrity who has no talent but is famous anyway. For example, the royal family are a group of professional celebrities, as they don't actually have any particular reason for being famous other than having important ancestors!
by Asher February 18, 2007
Get the professional celebrity mug.Quite often a professional musician, a professional "that guy" is hired to be a scape goat for lameness and criticism. They are the tried and true wingmen for all those who can't quite cut it in public.
Holy crap, Taylor Swifts guitarist is totally a Professional "That Guy". No Johnny, your just a regular that guy.
by poop geyser January 16, 2009
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Get the Professionality mug.pro•fes•sion•al wres•tling \pr&-'fesh-n&l re-s&l-in\ noun
1. unadulterated, homo-erotic, gender transferable, ass tapping, leg humping, man grappling, soft core man on man action on a giant drum performing in gaping man tights for public viewing by gender preference confused individuals trying to pass this gay play off as “entertainment”.
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1. unadulterated, homo-erotic, gender transferable, ass tapping, leg humping, man grappling, soft core man on man action on a giant drum performing in gaping man tights for public viewing by gender preference confused individuals trying to pass this gay play off as “entertainment”.
the ideas expressed in this document are not necessarily those expressed by the individual distributing the document. This document has been distributed by The coalition for the humane concern for a more hetero world LLC.
by bryan chen September 21, 2007
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