Procrastinote

Excessive note-taking done in class to avoid doing the actual assignment.

Shit, I hate this course and there's still another hour left of class... I know! I'll just procrastinote so the teacher thinks I'm working!

by Mo🅱️'s Spaghe🅱️🅱️i April 25, 2015

Procrastibate

Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.

Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.

by Legacylacey December 13, 2014

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now

"what are you doing"

" looking up the definitions o f random words on urban dictionary"

"Oh you mean procrastinating"

by Jsfadd February 7, 2015

Procrastibate

To waste useful time by masturbating

Ryan decided to procrastibate instead of revising for his finals. Cheeky lad

by Wreckitwednesday June 9, 2015

Procrastinating

I'll tell you tomorrow.

No, I'm not procrastinating.

by ThatPyro September 14, 2015

procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.

I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.

by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015

Poocrastinate

When your bowels arent moving when you want them too or when you dont feel like taking a shit

*sam is trying to take a shit*
sam:Fuck it.I'm going to poocrastinate

by PrincessBLARITY November 20, 2015