Prison Guacamole

(n.) Any residual produced from illicit sexual acts performed while incarcerated.

After the prison gang got done with Jimmy the Snitch there was prison guacamole all over the shower.

by wildmnc January 8, 2011

prison call

your one call when you are in jail. Often referred to as the King of Calls.

My boyfriend used his prison call in jail.

by icedrake523 October 7, 2004

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 30, 2016

prison clay

A type of clay made in prison, due to a lack of real clay. Consists of 40 percent feces, 30 percent bread, 30 percent paper.

Man, there is nothing to do in jail, good thing I made some prison clay!

by Kory Krasowski October 26, 2011

Prison Shank

Because even in the most restricted enviroment, humans will still find a way to kill each other.

I made a prison shank back in 08 after getting verdict of "guilty."
Apparently some other inmate stole it, because it was gone the next day.

by Racist Asian May 21, 2018

Prison roll

A prison roll or prison joint is basically a joint that has been so badly rolled that you are just smoking the paper because there is barely any weed actually in it.

Mate you can't roll for shit! thats a fucking prison roll that lad

by MAJORTOMK April 21, 2015

Prison Queen

A person who is not prison material, but winds up in jail anyway. Usually is raped and beat up daily.

Guy #1: did you here? Fabio's goin to jail.

Guy #2: Oh my god that guys such a pussy, the inmates are gonna make him a fuckin prison queen

by Por2guesePotRoast February 5, 2009