by Allisonasaurus July 12, 2018

A Pringle is someone who is so sensitive, that they aren't even a snowflake anymore. This person can not handle real world problems and has a melt down over the tiniest of issues. Pringles are originally a brand of potato chips that comes in a tube and has many different flavors. This person crumbles as easily as a single pringle, hence the name. It's not strictly political and can be used on any one who is too sensitive or feels they must be sheltered from everything.
Example 1:
Mia: Yeah, I took my dog to the vet today. They said she's gonna be-
Micheal: NO!!!! NOT YOUR DOG!!! I LOVED HER SO MUCH! Why did this happen!?!?!!?
Mia: Relax! She just had fleas!
*rolls eyes* You are such a pringle.
Example 2:
*Johnny sits down to watch a movie*
TV: WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. IT IS RATED 18.
The only 'graphic' thing is a guy smoking a cigarette.
Johnny: Such pringles.
Mia: Yeah, I took my dog to the vet today. They said she's gonna be-
Micheal: NO!!!! NOT YOUR DOG!!! I LOVED HER SO MUCH! Why did this happen!?!?!!?
Mia: Relax! She just had fleas!
*rolls eyes* You are such a pringle.
Example 2:
*Johnny sits down to watch a movie*
TV: WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. IT IS RATED 18.
The only 'graphic' thing is a guy smoking a cigarette.
Johnny: Such pringles.
by EmotionalAnnie12 September 6, 2019

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by Dazthesinglepringle July 23, 2021

v. To twist, shrivel, or bend from a flat uniform discoid shape into something resembling a deformed potato chip.
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Am I seeing this right! Tell me you did not just pringle my bicycle wheel!
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Jen’s umbilical hernia recurred when her mesh pringled due to a chronic Yersinia infection.
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Jen’s umbilical hernia recurred when her mesh pringled due to a chronic Yersinia infection.
by gnostic3 February 4, 2019

The Walking Pussy Magnet himself.
by Poopmaster42069911 November 22, 2021
