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jew points

coins or any kind of change(i.e quarters,dimes,or best pennies)
john: i'm starving lets get some food?

pete: nah i'm broke all i got is jew points.
by born December 4, 2007
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gay points

A way of determining homosexuality in males based on a point system. If 100% is 100 points a man must only be 30% gay to be fully gay. Points are given for feminine qualities such as screaming when scared, not doing things because of danger involved, etc. Points shall not be given excessively because they are non-negotiable and remain throughout life. Any gay sexual act equals a full 100.
Dude, Berry got gay points yesterday for screaming when Q scared him. What a fag.
by JP408 July 1, 2007
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10 Points for Gryffindor

Used to state an achievement or compliment someone on an achievement. Commonly used in Halo LAN parties, especially those in the Emmaus, PA area.
"Haha I just stuck you. 10 Points for Gryffindor!"

Guy: "Dude I just got a triple kill!"
Rest of Team: "10 Points for Gryffindor!"
by BJ69PA December 28, 2005
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scene points

points earned for doing or wearing something scene

WARNING: real scene kids don't acknowledge their existance, EVER. real scenesters do scene things because they want to, so if u wanna count point, better do it in ur head.

here are some things that give you scene points
scene clothes-2 points for each item-only clothes u have worn within the past 2 weeks count
scene hair-2 points for every color, 3 for spikes or poofiness, bangs are required
scene s/n or user name-1 additional point per x
peircings-1 point per piercing, 2 if none of ur friends have the same 1 as u
going to shows-10 points for each show you've been to in the past month
food-in the last 2 weeks, 1 point for each energy drink, 1point for each instant
soup, take away 2 points for every day you've eaten meat
belts, pins, necklaces-2 points for each bullet or studded belt, 1 point for every plain belt, 1 point for every pin worn, 2 if it's for PETA or a band that no one knows, 1 point for every oversized or scene necklace worn
scene obsession-1 point for every current obsession
bands-2 points for every band you listen to thats not on iTunes, 10 points for every band member or scene queen ( including guys) you're friends with, 2 points for every band member you've gone out w/ in the past 2 weeks

note-scene points can only be given for things that happened in the past 2 weeks
double points for anything on that list if it's DIY
you lose scene points if you admit they exist
by xradxcorex April 13, 2008
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Pussy Clart Points

Penalty points bestowed upon a gentleman driver by his female companion for unmanly driving.
"You cut in too early you Pussy Clart, now we're be stuck in this lane for hours"

"Why you let him in for? Man up! Thats 3 points"

"You kept me waiting in the cold for 5 minutes, thats 10 Pussy Clart points"

"I'm going to tell everyone we're late because you drove like a Pussy Clart"
by Andross 1978 March 9, 2010
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Five Points

This nickname from at least the 1960's for the intersection of Calumet Ave, Indianapolis Blvd and 114th St in Whiting, Indiana. The reason for the nickname is there are five intersections meeting at that point.
There was another shooting down at the bar by Five Points.

I wrecked the Delta when I spun out and hit the fence down at Five Points.
by Joe Iron March 16, 2008
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scene points

The basic unit used when aquiring scene cred
person one: I'm so sad that Panic At The Disco got rid of their exclamation point!

Person 2: Ya, they totally lost some scene points for that.
by xValerix April 7, 2008
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