porta potty water

The disgusting mix of shit, urine, and toilet paper that you'll find at the bottom of every porta potty.

That porta potty hasn't been cleaned it weeks, it's got a ton of porta potty water at it's bottom.

by asdjhvcfawebk,jk January 30, 2021

Potty Trot

A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).

I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!

by Kap21 October 2, 2018

safe potty syndrome

The inability to poop anywhere except home.

I can never poop at work or in a public place, due to my safe potty syndrome. I’m always stuck holding it all day until I finally get home. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️

by Sarcastic Blonde March 20, 2023

Hot Potty

An individual who appears attractive and well-put-together externally but is, in reality, disorganized or unstable internally—whether emotionally, mentally, or in their personal life. It represents a paradox between outer appearance and inner chaos, blending the allure of a “hottie” with the dysfunction of a “hot mess.”

“She may look put-together, but trust me, she’s a hot potty through and through—her life and behavior are as messy as it gets.”

by RFrom215 October 19, 2024

pottie wottie

The water found in your shitter.

“you ever drink tap water in amarillo?”

“yeah... it tastes like pottie wottie.”

by badgerqueef69 December 30, 2019

potty biscuits

Very lumpy shit that goes into the toilet.

The other day I let loose the largest potty biscuits into the toilet.

by Bubblehiney November 16, 2016

Squatty Potty

When a guy lays on his back with his toe by his ear, the women squats on him like a he’s a toilet and pees in to ass.

Last night Karen squatty potty zee and he now no longer needs a douch’e

by The Royal throne September 27, 2022