poon splash

when your girl squirts in a bucket/cup and then you poor it on a sleeping persons face.

Yo i woke jimmy up with a poon splash!

by soowooooppp October 21, 2009

poon tuner

controlling the way a girl moans by eating her pussy a certain way

"I didn't like the way my girl moans, so I had to give her a poon tuner"

by TooSmooth August 10, 2012

poloneel productions

personification of god

I wish i was as good as poloneel productions

by bald martin the god February 28, 2020

Smoking Poon

When the smoke (exhilation) from the hit of a joint/pipe/bong is blown slowly onto the pussy/clit before inbibing (kissing, sucking, eating it).

"You smell like sex and weed. Have you been smoking poon again?"

by Mistress Q February 6, 2008

The Prime Poon System

Rather than conforming to the traditional ranking of women on the scale from 1 to 10, the Prime Poon system is a method of ranking women using prime numbers from 3 to 59.

1) HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT CHICK IS A 3!!! EVEN BY THE PRIME POON SYSTEM!!!
2) Eh... I give her about a 37
3) Damn... she like a 53

by crispy429432 March 6, 2010

Poon Hammer

1. The act of hammering a Poon; (V)

2. A long erected object used to hammer Poons; (N)

Where were you last night? I was Poon hammering.

Man, thats a nice poon hammer you have there.

by Jacob Bowman January 20, 2009

Poon Poon

A vagina. A poontang. A beef curtain. A cunt. A twat.

You put the peen peen in the poon poon.

by Junkrocka May 12, 2008