pootastic

The state of being incredibly pooish.

Person 1: Dude, Caroline is being so pootastic!
Person 2: Seriously, what's her deal?

by bobert47 October 20, 2008

Pootangaliscious

Someone who can't get any pussy.

Daniel tried to get some from his gf but was turned down.

Damn he's pootangaliscious.

by senia18 April 16, 2011

pootainment

Using your device to entertain yourself while you poo.

Damn! I forgot my phone, no pootainment this poo.

by XoWJoX April 16, 2015

pootatoe

A turd with significant girth.

"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."

"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"

by Probably Dan But Maybe Not October 21, 2015

POOtanSEE

The clit,pussy and asshole all rolled into one.

I licked her from her elbow to her POOtanSEE.

by MONKEY-JUNK July 13, 2016

Pootash

When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.

I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.

by Spoopleman May 9, 2018

pootang

good ol' mexican pus

Normal Nigga: Hey do you guys know Veronica?

Sensible Nigga: EW NO. SHE GOT THAT POOTANG
Retarded Nigga: I'd still smash that sexy POOTANG
chris: helpppppppppppp
haylee: dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ppooOOOootoang

by POOTANG CRUSADERS December 9, 2018