man-poof

Any body poof made specifically for a man

BF-Come check out how soft and supple my skin is baby

GF- Umm, thats nice love, but I dont really notice anything different

BF- Well you should because I used this hard core body scrubber

GF- Baby, That aint nothin but a man-poof

by Phoenix Jones May 19, 2010

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Sping Poofing

When someone with bad internet plays a game with intent to play on the bad internet.

Clamanium with their specturm wifi is sping poofing again.

by badgirlhalo May 07, 2024

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“Poof Diddle”

“Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.

Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?

Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.

by Forrest View October 13, 2022

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poof-malooph

someone whose hair is excessively poofy. they have no control over it and even hair products can't help them. in no ways is this an ethnic condition. it affects people of every ethnicity. their hair can be straight, wavy, or curly. also applies to facial hair.

If it gets anywhere about 65% humidity, i turn into a poof- malooph because my hair poofs out to the max.

Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!

by tbone bigbone May 11, 2011

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poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word

My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart

by Moom1 July 08, 2020

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