my penis

landen was rubbing his dicc today so i thought id make this

Me: What do you want the word to be on urban dictionary
Landen: My Penis!

by yellow ball with a face on it January 18, 2019

a penis

a flower waiting to bloom and grows enormous.

take a penis and watch it grow!

by loltech1337 December 18, 2018

Helicopter Penis

Created when a nude man successfully attempts to take flight by swinging his penis in circles like the blades on a helicopter.

"What's that in the sky?"
"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No you fuckin morons! Get your fuckin eyes checked, it's just Joe -- he finally got his helicopter penis up and running."

by that1dud3 November 30, 2009

shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.

"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."

by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

Penis

A meat bar that you can wrap up in ribbons and slip in your sock. But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back.

I took my meat bar (penis) out in the park. Now I'm writing this definition and example from prison.

by Bossa Nova January 24, 2015

Schrödinger's Penis

The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.

Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.

by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

penis-looker

1. (noun) an individual who takes a peek at the male genitalia of others, often in a locker room setting or while using urinals

Paul's such a penis-looker; he's always trying to sneak a look at my dick!

by Mutari October 29, 2007