Phoning

The act of throwing mass quantities at a person; Similiar to that of medieval stoning.

"Hey, what's with the bruises?"
"Kerry was phoning me earlier."

by D~Ren June 2, 2005

Pwning

Present tense of "pwn". Posessing. Marking as one's belonging. Especially when marked in the manner of a dog marking HIS belongings.

Script-kidding misspelling of "owning".

He is so pwning j00r 455!

by Jason DeLaney March 7, 2005

Pining

it's when u push ur dick against another person's dick and u just like ,, poke each other. that's it. that's pining.

sam: what did you and cas do last night?
dean: oh, we were pining over each other.

by squintyangelcas October 13, 2016

pwning

pwning is the complete and utter ownage of a noob or player in halo 3, or any halo game in the triology. the act of pwing consists of 1 shot kills,head shots,or incredible sticks or grenade chucks

yo i am just pwning these nubs in halo, i stuck one from across the board.

DOUBLE KILL!!! i am just pwning these kids, w000t

by trevor ballinger February 1, 2008

Powning the Noob

a clever term to describe the male act of masturbation.

#1: dude, why the fuck are u so damn sweaty?

#2: i just got finished powning the noob for a good hour!

by squanchfest69 March 25, 2009

pooing problem

Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.

Not to be confused with farty marty

Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.

One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.

by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004

Poging

The name of something that is worth keeping and will never be forgotten. The name of something that is loved and adored by peers.

That book is worth poging.

by Poging February 21, 2017