male pms

poor male's syndrome.

where quys become just as/more irritable than females for no reason.

poor male syndrome male pms

by alyssaaaaaa. August 14, 2008

Uber PMS

Uber PMS (also Über PMS) is when a girl seems like she is in a state of PMS all the time. Sometimes, a female with Uber PMS has their period, they get WORSE PMS

Jesus Christ! That bitch has Uber PMS!

by cruisemissleking_633 January 15, 2009

Boy PMS

Boy's acting like little girls. They get moody, bloated, crampy, It's PMS only for guys. So not menstural bleeding.

Boy: Leave me alone! I just wanna cry and eat chocolate!
Girl: I asked what the homework was...not a monalogue..
Boy: WAAA
Girl: Boy PMS much?

by NeverShoutAlex March 27, 2011

Male PMS

Post Masturbation Syndrome. This form of PMS is experienced by some men after they had been masturbating for a prolonged amount of time (typically 30-35 minutes). The primary symptom is a weak arm in combonation with fatigue, making it difficult to do things such as write, type, draw or use your computers mouse.

Zach: "Dude, last night I was jerkin' it right, and it took me like half an hour to finish. After, my arm felt like it was dead!"

Mike: "Dude, sounds like you got yourself a case of Male PMS".

by Vladamire Staska October 15, 2008

International Male PMS Day

When all the men in the world decide to be assholes and whine like bitches about everything, all on the same day

Girl one "...and he's being such an ass today."
Girl two " yeah Lucas and my dad are too."
Girl one " It must be international male PMS day"
Girl two " Ah damn"

by BoysCauseDramaToo March 3, 2010

The PMS bitch switch

Its a very comon occurance. When a a woman is dating a man, and its almost "the time of the month" usually at this time she is experiancing pms. She may be have the cramps, but the over all bitchy attitude is coming from the man.

Woman: How was you day honey?
Man: Fine, Im Suprised you care.
Woman: Well i got really bad cramps so im going to lay down
Man: you would do that fatty
Woman: Hmm i got the cramps and you got the bitch

Roommate: THE PMS BITCH SWITCH

by the mix up September 3, 2011

psycho-menstruating slut (pms)

PMS is a mental condition found in bi-polar, rabid, psycho, unstable, generally 'off' ex-girlfriends. Typically the female species experiences a few days of PMS monthly, but in a true crazy-psycho broad PMS can cloud her thinking and cause her to act violently. Beware of PMS whores, they may be winning now but they'll probably end up with vaginal cancer by the age of 30.

The local police officer inferred a serious case of psycho-menstruating slut (pms) due to the broken wood and shattered glass of the sliding door at the bottom of the staircase leading from the rooftop.

by whathappenedtothatbird August 5, 2011