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platonovac

its such a retarded and akward complex that when someone walks by and sees it happening.. they just stare expressionless for 30 seconds and then keep walking, because it is so incorrect and obscene its not even that incorrect and obscene but their brains just cant process it. its also so sad and emotionally akward that even i dont want to explain it... not sad in the "pathetic" way i mean said like when your pet dies... its just sad.
she wants to say something to break the platonovac enviroment and to break the wall of casual conversations but everytime he walks in the door it becomes clouded and impossible... he doesnt notice any signs of interest.

she misses the way she used to kiss and hold him.
by blackblackblack1713 January 13, 2011
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platonicralysis

Platonicralysis is the inability to see other people as romantic interests because one is stuck in platonic friendship (or friendzone) with his or her current romantic interest. It's a romantic paralysis for a person in platonic relationship with their onetis
Poor John, he's so into this girl Mary who friendzoned him that he cannot see other interesting girls around him. He's got platonicralysis.
by JP08 May 26, 2014
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Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.
Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."
by ICantWord December 7, 2016
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Peetongue

A woman's vagina is called a peetongue in southern states
Woman give me some peetongue!
by Hiddenlakes December 30, 2016
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Platon

An ultra sexy renaissance man, who gets hot at 20years & he loves party's. Platon is a person who everyone knows, he has tooooo much friends. He can sing and dance.
by LourdesUSA227 January 20, 2017
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platonigamy

When a group of friends are platonically in love with each other; platonic polygamy
Platonigamy is a great practice, all yojrfriends can be included
by Sparklegaytocorn February 1, 2017
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platonic bridge-salesman

A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 6, 2017
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