shirtless picture

The person that poste this type of pictures online , have, in fact, a small dick, probably microscopic

look at this shirtless picture of Jason (Jason's dick is 1 inch long)

by Jason 343 May 23, 2022

zipper ball picture

Its a picture of your balls hanging out of your zipper. Commonly sent amongst bro's because its gross and looks funny

John: "i was hooking up with Kylie when Zach sent me a zipper ball picture and i lost the mood. I must admit, it was pretty funny though"

by Barstoolbro October 13, 2015

National Take a Picture/Video of Matthew Day

This day proceeded to happen 5-7 times a week. On this date get out your cameras and phones and take videos and pictures of your local Matthew

Pop out your phone it’s “national take a picture/video of Matthew day”

by DictionaryShit April 8, 2019

taking the picture

Trying to make to vying male primates friends again after consistently cucking one.

She was taking the picture.

by gopadres6969 April 21, 2019

BPS (Big Picture Syndrome)

When the mind can't see anything besides "the big picture". Where all the small pictures may seem like cogs in a giant clock but...it's a digital clock. No this isn't "a thing" don't be silly.

Bro #1: Bro, that guy just walked past my sick whip like it was nothing!
Bro #2: Bro, he must have BPS (Big Picture Syndrome)

by Berlappen May 2, 2020

Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day

The day when you are allowed to send a picture of an almond to a furry. Everyone who you send an image of an almond to will instantly become a furry if they are not one already.

Person A: Why did you just send me an image of an almond?
Person B: It's Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day!
Person A: wtf I'm not a furry
Person B: you are now

by larg November 27, 2020

Don’t take a picture

Used to convey that the speaker does not want remember the current state they are in.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021