Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".

I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.

by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024

ping pong pitching

a variation of the sport ping pong where the ball serve is a baseball-style pitch by the server.

Later tonight, we'll go ping pong pitching at your place.

by picturer June 30, 2024

Bitch Pitch

The feminine counterpart of "mansplain", to bitch pitch is to hypocritically tell the opposite sex who and how they should be. It is almost never talked about, even though it is far more common than "mansplaining" and woman have less "lived experience" inside the body of the opposite sex.

How a bout you cut your Bitch Pitch and judge me AFTER I do something next time?!

by Sir Vial April 15, 2025

The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision

Any a cappella ensemble that prioritizes its principal cantor's true range over those silly flats and sharps on the arrangement staves. ("Angie Quinn" was the love interest in Paul Petersen's 1962 hit record "She Can't Find Her Keys")

Here we go again, no accompanist and a cantor-or-else who doesn't sight-read: Make way for The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision!

by anonymous April 29, 2025

pitch you on a pilot

“ I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you

When a whore gets mad when you tell them there pussy is like flank steak the whore will reply” I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you

by Hart rob April 20, 2024

Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.

Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.

by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024

pal pitch

This makes your ears hurt

I hate living in Europe
Ok
Why do my ears hurt
Because pal pitch
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by anonymous November 29, 2025