Piper

A short white bitch; she comes from a foreign place and fucks up were ever she lands; she hoes around sucking the soul outta tall guys; she kinda ugly and guys use her for ass n tits

Q : Who's that girl who jumps from friends group to friend ground in shearch of hoeing a hot guy? A : That's piper obviously

by Lel boy who starts beef September 3, 2017

Piper

A Pedophile that loves truffle butter.

"Who's Piper?"
"A Pedo That Will Rape the crap Out Of You"

by Casey Loves Piper April 5, 2017

piper strikers

Another name for a pack of matches. Pipers ( used in the "crackhead" context ) may strike a match to light up their crack rock.

I can't light my Gorilla Mint cigarette without a cigarette lighter or piper strikers.

by Stevey Staxwellhouse December 11, 2009

Piper

slut that likes fat kids with glasses and isn't loyal will cheat on you for any black guy.

Piper-slut that likes all kinds of men like black men and fat kids with glasses.

by Nigger_DIldo April 11, 2017

piper on their ass

A phrase used to describe a person that has had enough of their current situation -- especially a situation that is much like a women's prison like Orange is the New Black (Netflix prison show) --- that is usually oppressive, degrading to women, and has a warden-like authority telling you to shut up. Piper in the show shows her dark side by starting fights and manipulating the system to get what she wants, e.g., getting a gang leader bitch cut or killed.

I'm sick of working at this place --- I get bad mouthed, bullied, shit on, and thrown under the bus every fucking day! I'm so ready to go piper on their ass! But the boss sits behind me (a.k.a. the baby sitter) and watches me every day so I guess I've got to be careful...

by Cnlefae May 14, 2017

piper porridge

The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.

I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.

by Trash Hair April 22, 2018

Piper

Piper is very amazing at sports. she will always know how to make you laugh and smile. if you can find a piper consider yourself very lucky.

Piper, how are you?

by Chaos God June 2, 2018