Treadmill Pinch

A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.

Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room

by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019

Nigger Pinch

When someone takes a large pinch of your dip and leaves your barely any.

God damnit you took a nigger pinch and no I'm left with this little shit.

by Htpowell74 April 14, 2019

Pinch and Switch

When a group of male friends or strangers meet up in a bathroom and spontaneously start pinching the others' penises with homoerotic glee. The "switch" part comes from switching the lights off.

Do you remember last night, Alfred? When we caught Joshua and his boys playing Pinch and Switch in my uncle's dirty washroom for almost an hour? I heard them giggling the whole time they were in there, but by the time they came out they were completely silent and stone-faced. I wish they had invited me, too...

by Djentistrulyoutrageous February 10, 2015

Pinch runner

When you are unable to complete a task, and need someone to come in and assist you.

person 1: "Hey man, did you see Kleim last night? Kid totally couldn't handle his alcohol."

person 2: "Yea dude, he needed a pinch runner"

by DaleHeaddd2 May 9, 2019

feel the pinch

something you tell your sex partner when u squeeze her tits.

person 1: do u feel the pinch?
person 2: fuck yeah!

by nobody else here May 28, 2017

jesus pinch

The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.

"Damn! The Jesus pinch is huge out of this Copenhagen can!"

by TheManCam July 12, 2017

pinch drinker

The guy you call when you can't finish the bottle of wine or six-pack you opened for dinner.

Ugh, I can't finish this merlot...where's the pinch drinker?

by el jerfe December 12, 2013