pigster

-A police officer, derived from the word, Pig, another slang term for a cop.
-Used as a derogatory name when talking to one.

Cop- "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
Driver- "No...why pigster?"

by the pigster December 13, 2006

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Pigster

A hipster who loves to bacon on everything.

Check out the kid with the shitty mustache eating that bacon sunday.....what a pigster!

by bp131 July 3, 2012

Pig's ear

Pig's ear, slang for beer.

Jon, while your up mate get us a 'Pig's ear'.

by SteveV December 12, 2007

Pigsniff

A term used to describe a loved one who's being overly nosey, questioning or a bit annoying.

Person 1: What you thinking?
Person 2: Nothing.
Person 1: Tell me... Tell me... Tell Me!!
Person 2: Stop being such a pigsniff.

by GCDWB October 23, 2010

pigskin solstice

The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.

This day is really dragging. There's nothing to do now that it's the Pigskin Solstice.

by Teflon Johnny February 9, 2014

Pig's Orphan

A useless and annoying occurance, often applied within a framework of irony.

It's a Pig's Orphan that it rained during our garden party, but as soon as it finished the sun came out.

by tedsalmon July 26, 2009