carpet pig

Young children; offspring, kids, spawn, etc.

Hey Helen?
How's that little carpet pig of yours doing?
Has he gotten into any mischief lately?

by Telephony June 2, 2011

kick the pig

to get something started in a strong and energetic way. Like you are very excited and eager to get on with it.

A: Are you ready
B: You betcha, Lets kick this pig! (Kick the pig, 'the' can be changed to this, that etc)

by Aoew February 22, 2008

binoculared pig

A very offensive term for people wearing glasses.

Do not call anyone else a binoculared pig unless you wear glasses yourself.

by Sexydimma December 7, 2013

Guinea pig

An ADORABLE mammal, looks like a potato loves to eatttttttt! Also looks like a potato chip

I LOVE my guinea pig!!!

by BASIL_DAISY October 17, 2019

Fruit Pig

A pink sweaty horrible creature originating from the Coventry area. The animal is interesting as it is 98% skull, very stupid and prone to random acts of violence often involving its bony head.

It also sometimes partakes in industrial sex.

The second-line manager is a Fruit Pig.

by Detective Roly Dog November 25, 2011

peppa pig

a pig that did to many drugs and died

omg peppa pig is so fat

by reeeeeee.exe.exe October 8, 2019

Sloppy Pig

Getting your dick sucked by a girl that is eating bacon.

Damn, Sheila gives a good Sloppy Pig, I hope bacon is on sale today!

by Crackaintfree October 21, 2018