Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
by the_Green_Packages September 09, 2019
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Mankind Against Pedos

Mankind Against Pedos: Is a based person who is advocating against the indoctrination of the cult of pedofilia (Lgtv community) and against people who defend pedophiles or are pedophiles.
Mankind Against Pedos: All pedos should be thrown into a woodchipper feet first!
Beta cuck with pronouns and who defends pedos: NO, they're humans too and they deserve a second chance!
Mankind Against Pedos: oops threw you into a woodchipper and it was definitely accidentally ;)
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El Pedo

Anybody who name is Mark, drives a Blue car is known as an El Pedo. Sometimes they can be seen driving around with an ice-cream truck trying to attract little girls/boys in the truck.

What goes on in the truck?
Nobody knows, these children has gone missing after.....
Typically their mortal enemy is a girl with an A at the start of their name.
by Innocentboy2001 May 06, 2023
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Alphabet Pedo

A bisexual woman who refers to women as “Girls”
Jenny said: I’m going out with the girls

Adrian said: But those are grown women who are potential partners. Calling them “girls” makes you an Alphabet Pedo
by Oksy Moron January 07, 2022
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poop-pedo

When you use a public restroom and its so nasty you squat over the tank and drop a shit in it.
Man that gas station toilet was as so fucking nasty I had to drop a poop-pedo.
by 70mach1 September 30, 2011
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Ear Pedo

Ear pedo is when you hear something that you don’t want to hear.
If James heard a bad or an annoying noise, he would say ear pedo.
by Oh yes daddy😂 February 02, 2021
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Pedo @1d@n

A very rare and scary creature if he gets to you he will use his very short and tiny dick to penetrate right through your bum hole he will Also get you in his van and do some very interesting things to you
by Hacker10e72 August 23, 2019
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