contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013

Sanlam Parker

Sanlam Shukran Aafwan Laa MinFadlik Parker Aka, Apesex Sweat Boy. He has the nicest bum in Bosch and is chysing a girl that has put him in the friend zone

Holy crap! That guy is so sweaty at that game! Must be Sanlam Parker!

by Ghende August 24, 2021

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020

Parker Madliak

A 14 year old boy who was killed in a hit and run incident on February 9, 2015. The guy who hit parker who's name is Cody Laundry thought he hit a deer and the next day turned himself in.

Parker Madliak June 20,2000-February 9,2015

by a retarted social media app th May 31, 2015

Pulling a parker

to hold the pipe until every one is quiet

Give me the damn pipe. your pulling a parker

by Dasmoney October 19, 2009

peter parker

a young boy who is also my husband!

person 1: yo whys peter parker so leng bro
person 2: bro idfk

person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is

by lengstyll March 24, 2022

Suzi Parker

verb: In journalism, to post parody as factual news.

""You thought BenSmithing was bad? Suzi Parker basically reported an Onion article as real!"

by cat5stevens February 12, 2013