Corn Packer

Corn Packer is a derogatory term for a Gay Iowan

Stephen is a hot, sweaty corn packer.

by HomophobiaSucks September 25, 2010

Largo Packers

Largo High school, established in 1914 is well known for their athletics and not much else. Largo's sports teams are called the packers, this is because when the school was formed largo was largely a farming community and most of the students parents were workers at a citrus packing plant. So the team was named in their honor.

The best high shcool football team in the state of Florida. Known for a nearly exclusive Running game led by Brynn Harvey, who on average runs for 300 yards a game. Largo usually rapes their rival Clearwater High, but the rivalry going on since the 20s has resulted in very few Clearwater wins. Largo's other rival Seminole High led an amazing season in the late 70s but has since fizzled out and usually goes 2-8. It's well known amongst the county that Largo is unstoppable, so when ever a team goes against Largo they pretty-much mark that as a Loss.

In essence, the 300 Spartans would run away crying if they played the packers in football.

Clearwater student: Largo raped us, again!
Largo student: Why did you guys even show up?

Commentator: Largo just broke through (Your team here)'s defense for a touchdown. That would be the 12th time tonight.

Football Coach: We're going against the Packers tonight, lets try to score, but it we dont, hey, it's the Packers.

Leonidas: Tonight, we dine in hell!
Spartan: Why?
Leonidas: Cause we're playing the Largo Packers.

by Dan Lash November 12, 2007

Parker

He is a nice kid, but he gets super hyper after a while. And then gets really annoying. Then no one wants to be around him.

Person 1: you like Parker
Person 2: yes but he is getting more and more annoying.

by TheOneMemeCreator April 26, 2019

Parker

Parkers are total flirts, so you can never tell if he's liking you back. Almost always gorgeous, with shaggy-ish red-blonde hair and to-die-for eyes. Parkers usually live in medium-sized towns and are (of course) a year younger that the one who cares for him. Beware of pakers: they have unknown hypnotic powers that pull you in faster than anything!! Also, parker is usually the middle name of a boys named Joseph, but liked their middle name better.

Girl: OMG ur SUCH a Parker!!
Boy: Actually, my first name is Joseph, but whatever.
Girl: oh... Hi PARKER!!!
Boy: *exasperated sigh*

by BananaHannnnnnnnn January 8, 2009

smells like sarah jessica parker in here

when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.

Carl: so what do you think of my room?

you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.

by DeathTheFlamingReaper August 22, 2011

Fudge Packer

one who packs fudge, on an assembly line. Possibly at a chocolate factory.

Me: Hey, my bro mike just got a job at the chocolate factory.

J: AW DUDE, MIKE'S A FUDGE PACKER

by Evan is Hella Tight April 19, 2008

Packers Fan

A homosexual man that flaunts his gayness

Man look at that homo, He is such a packers fan

by DJ Nick Nack 23 December 24, 2010