English countryside slang for a cow pat, they often torment city kids by asking if they would like a country pancake, then slamming their face in cow shit.
Country Kid: "Hey, Cockney boy, want to come to my place and have a country pancake?"
City kid: "Sure! Sounds delicious!"
half way in a field the country bumpkin pushes the city kids head in a cow pat and runs off laughing
City kid: "Sure! Sounds delicious!"
half way in a field the country bumpkin pushes the city kids head in a cow pat and runs off laughing
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by Mr MC TITTLES March 22, 2010
Get the Boston pancakes mug.One day, a Christian extremist fundie lady made the mistake of preaching to a group of students, and threatening them with hell. One of the students had enough of her non-sense and decided to do something quite strange and unpredictable. He approached her and shouted "You ain't got no pancake mix!" and other variations of the phrase repeatedly. Every time she opened her mouth, he would interrupt her, similar to Kanye West.
The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.
The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.
Fundie lady: Repent or you'll go to hell. Jesus cries when you fap. Blahblahblahblah...
Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!
Fundie lady: In the Bib-....
Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1
Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...
Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1
etc. etc...
Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!
Fundie lady: In the Bib-....
Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1
Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...
Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1
etc. etc...
by Mrs. Dr. Professor Fancypants June 25, 2010
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The act of pressing one's scrotum against a window, as practiced by pop star Mick Hucknall out of Simply Red.
by Dr. Chip Scrotum October 25, 2007
Get the Pink Pancakes mug.Eager to show the neighbor's her kink, Linda heaved herself against the living room window, inviting local man-syrup to be poured on her pancakes.
by Smithers-Holmes February 19, 2004
Get the pancakes mug.when a womens vagina looks like a chocolate chip pancake with a pat of silky butter and a syrup smiley face.
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