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granny panties

The kind that get you out of having sex... (almost like a diaper, in other words dont wear em if you ever wanna have a sex life)
George was so turned off by Suzie's over sized granny panties, that he refused to have sexual intercourse with her.
by Kinky Kiki (steph) December 28, 2005
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Pork Panties

The fat that collects around the pelvic region of a women that gives off the illusion of a thick pair of underwear. Often occurs amongst women in approaching their middle age or can occur after having multiple children. Men are not immune to this phenomenon.

Often referred to as a "Fupa" or "Front Butt"
The pork panties on that women in the hiked up body glove shorts looked like she had on a pair of fleshy underpants!
by LaurenPynchon September 27, 2008
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granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.
"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."
by Chris September 1, 2008
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panties

A word used by mainly heterosexual men who rarely interface with actual women to describe what are otherwise known by the world at large as underwear. Women who use this term are often victims of their own internalized oppression. Panties, employing the diminutive of pants as it were, implies that women are not deserving of actual pants but doomed to spend their lives wearing tiny little pants underneath their otherwise suggestive and infantilizing clothing. Go read a book, suck your own dick, and stop calling women's underwear panties. Who knows, you might actually get laid by someone who is not a victim of the patriarchy's sartorial Stockholm syndrome.
Random dude while making out: whispers Take off your panties.

Woman: Annnnnnnnnnd I'm gonna go.
by wordchausensyndrome February 28, 2019
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Panties

The most important thing about a woman. Just from seeing her panty drawer you can tell her personality, sex drive, how kinky she is, her hygiene, her political views, if she's bi or not and if she is or isn't marriage material. Knowing what color, material, size, style and brand are all of the utmost importance. Don't get stuck with a girlfriend that wears the wrong panties.
"Did you hear about our new neighbors? Apparently the wife wears white cotton bikini panties. Her husband is a lucky guy."
by SlimCharly October 24, 2018
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Jellyfish panties

The moisture in a girl's panties when she is aroused.
Girl: "That extremely gorgeous guy just gave me jellyfish panties."
by P_P_A_L_ May 14, 2011
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Tranny panties

underwear that is in anyway unappealing to the general public. oppostie: ballin panties
"Eww look at Ben's tranny panties. They're so white and tight and gross."
by D-Herbs February 17, 2009
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