A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.
This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.
This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.
Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!
by Max August 19, 2004
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aka twat waffle. Someone who is very annoying and thinks they are the shit, but clearly are a douche bag.
by Achey January 26, 2008
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oh, these pancakes r the shit. everytime i have 'em, they make me superhorny. i swear they crush up viagra and put it in the mix.
by bobyjoel August 23, 2006
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by IKnowThingsAboutYou September 12, 2011
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"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."
by 13en Warner September 15, 2011
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if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.
if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.
if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.
by k-dizzski October 12, 2006
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