paki slap

a paki slap is like apimp slap but instead of using baby powder you use curry powder hence the name paki slap

copyright damien robinson and james taylor

james: damien you cock munching peado
'damien says nothing and leaves the room'
james: where you going faggot?
damien: you cheeky fucker 'slap'
james: why is my face burning?
damien: you just been paki slapped bitch!
james: im going blind
damien: lmao =

by damien robinson and james taylor January 18, 2008

Pakistani Backhand

While wanking, to:
a)While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool. Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.
b)Have your hand reversed (palm on top) grip.

Another position to Masturbate

Just wacked off pakistani backhand..

by Love It Lots October 28, 2010

pakishop

The place that can turn your exotic food Friday into the longest super diarrhea week of your life.

A: Have you seen Linda lately?
B: She's still recovering after that couscous from the pakishop.
A: D:

by flyingfuck July 5, 2011

Pakistani Push-Pop

When one person sticks his/her finger into a mans rectum, causing the penis to become erect, and finally the man/woman will suck on that mans penis...resembling a push-pop.

Dude, Bubba Dipple just gave me thae best Pakistani Push-Pop that I have ever recieved.

by underwatrdrummer February 29, 2008

Pakistani prostitute

A goat, or a dualacorn, or often camels. Used for sexual gratification in desolate areas.

Dude I got lost in the woods and had to find a Pakistani prostitute to keep me warm at night.

by Spudoh January 29, 2010

pake

Word used as a sort of ethnic slur in Hawaii to describe a Chinese person. Pronounced paw-kay. May also be used to describe a person who is stingy with his or her money.

"Eh, look at those pakes over dere playing majiang."

"Ho, Jeffrey, quit being one pake wit yo' cash brah!"

by Jimmy Hapa August 23, 2005

pakis out

A statement used by any right minded indigenous UK resident upon witnessing yet another example of the increasing islamification of the once beautiful and proud British isles.

"Have you heard that wailing coming from the speakers on the mosque in Nelstan?"
"Aye - fucking disgrace. Pakis out"

by Nozzer September 14, 2008