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Paddy Cripps

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton
“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”
by Heywattsup April 25, 2022
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Paddie Wack

A girl with an amazing rack and ass within form of it's size.
A beautifully figured body
Nicely formed breasts and ass
She don't chit chat,
Not bout shit shat,
Cute face, runs track,
Nice fuck, half black,
Shawty's got a paddie wack,
And when all was said and done,
She went and sucked my sack.
by The Chang Gang- Dirty Jers September 1, 2012
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paddy pedo

paddy pedo is a person that hides in bushes or trees and will be a pedo he also gives you nonsense maths work that nobody can do we don’t like paddy
person 1: hey do u see that in the trees

person 2: omg yeah what is it ?
person 1: ITS PADDY PEDO
by u stank July 18, 2020
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Paddy Bradley

Callum “spunky wunky dungus” Deegan’s best friend, brother from another mother, A1 since day 1. Bros for life. 🔥😛
Who’s going deeganween?
We all know who was invited, Paddy Bradley moment!!
by Ice Spoce November 6, 2023
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Paddy

A man who broke a young girls heart and took her emotions for granted. Selfish and doesn’t care about how he’s effected people. However easily loved and liked :( even after breaking her heart
Paddy broke my heart but I still love him

Wow Paddy is very gay

Omg is that paddy I can see over there
by Unicornfries August 11, 2019
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Paddy Poundcake

The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.

Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
by The Real Detective July 30, 2025
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Lar and paddy

Two retard inbred wank stains that like to peg each other and butt fuck each other paddy loves cum and lar loves cumming deep inside paddy paddy lives in a scrap yard and lar lives up paddys arse paddy's shaves his arse hair and puts it on bread while lar just likes his with a bit of salt they both love cock and ball torture but paddy's loves to out pens up his arse
Did you see lar and paddy riding last night I hear paddy moan from bansha!
by Tang spec hai September 26, 2021
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