Ass Waddling Paddle Master

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

puddy cods

Freshly shaved balls.

Babe if your going to shave your balls tonight please do not sleep naked. I dont want your puddy cods sticking to my back.

I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.

by ashane November 15, 2016

Pandy E's

Like how McDonald's is sometimes referred to as Mickey D's, but applied to Panda Express.

Hey bro let's hit up the Pandy E's for authentic Chinese some food. I heard the Beijing beef is fresh from Beijing.

by ShwneZhao October 20, 2022

Up shit creek without a paddle

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.

"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."

by Lyrebleu November 2, 2013

Nutty Puddy

When cum comes in contact with water.

I spanked it in the shower and my cum mutated into Nutty Puddy when it mixed with water.

by GreekStreets March 28, 2009

resume padding

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

by Cheice December 9, 2011

puddypie

an affectionate name for the female pleasure gap

my dear i love your puddypie

by pussy bee November 1, 2019