DNA Pudding

Yet another term for semen, cum, jizz, man custard, or what have you.

I whipped up a spoonful of DNA Pudding for that cute little bitch at the party.

A mouthful of cock makes the pudding go down!

by Joe Millionare December 6, 2004

love pudding

Vagina, pussy, cunt, cooter, ax wound, gash.

He slid his member into her quivering mound of love pudding.

by Sally Pothead December 16, 2003

Pudding Head

Slang term for a person who is completely addicted to eating pudding, in all of its forms and flavors.

A Pudding Head cannot resist eating copious amounts of pudding, even to the point of pain and digestive harm, due to its seductive “mouthfeel” and therefore, complete and total power over them.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2023

Oatmeal pudding

During a blowjob when the giver doesn't swallow, instead leaving the load of cum and spit at the base of your dick.

Becky was sucking my dick and I thought she swallowed. I looked down and she left me with oatmeal pudding.

by Evil_D August 31, 2016

gay pudding

when you make fellow friends search gay porn to prove a point.

The proof is in the pudding, the gay pudding.

by itmechickenlittle December 17, 2018

Pudding Traitor

When the time comes for dessert, the pudding traitor refuses the delicious, delicious sweets, preferring to dine only on health foods and self-righteousness.

"And for dessert, I made a chocolate and strawberry cake." - the host
"That looks amazing!" - Everyone except the pudding traitor
"I'm pretty full, I think I'll pass" - the pudding traitor.

by OrkyJoe September 7, 2013

Raspberry Pudding

Eating out a girl on her period while she's taking a shit.

I just had some of my girlfriend's warm raspberry pudding.

by sir lance a lot July 29, 2009