Slang term for anus in Federal pound me in the ass prison. Commonly used in the phrase, "shank you for your pudding cup" to mean that you will be cut just above your anus. The resultant bloodflow becomes lubricant for anal intercourse (see F'd in the A) with the new cum bucket.
by Ben on the Zombie Board October 05, 2006
I whipped up a spoonful of DNA Pudding for that cute little bitch at the party.
A mouthful of cock makes the pudding go down!
A mouthful of cock makes the pudding go down!
by Joe Millionare December 07, 2004
by Sally Pothead December 17, 2003
A sex move named after the time Pud tried to marathon Superman 64, glitched on the last level and got stuck in a wall. A 'Hopeful Pud' occurs when during sex, you freeze up just before finishing, and are unable to continue.
Man 1: "I was nailing this really hot bird last night, until I pulled a Hopeful Pud."
Man 2: "You froze up again, didn't you? I've told you to get that looked at."
Man 2: "You froze up again, didn't you? I've told you to get that looked at."
by Zac42 November 14, 2014
The term used in the Bahamas to describe the build of dirt on the vagina. It often has a pungent smell.
by Meggy eggy G August 07, 2020
noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
by Krotch kriket August 28, 2014
Noun- A galatnis meat sack shape like a flaccid penis.
Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.
Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.
Scott, you're such a gurffy pud
Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud
Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud
by Phillip handin ass October 17, 2018